Staring at a text for 5 minutes trying to figure out how to reply while secretly thinking, damn it's a good thing we aren't talking face to face, I'd be screwed...

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Cheating In Exams Is the Best Exercise for Ur Reflexes... - Your Eyes Roll to See The Answer Sheet Of Your Seat-mate... - Your Ears Become more Sensitive, Even to the Softest Whispers To Get What Ur Seat-mate Says... =D - Your Neck Stretches Either Ways To Search 4 Clues... =P - Your Hand Copies; The Answers Faster than Ever... =$ - Your Feet Kicks the Chair Of Ur Classmate; to Let Him/Her know that U Want 2 Copy... =P Moral: Keep Cheating My Friends

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GIRL : baby i love your teeths... BOY: oww baby y? GIRL: because YELLOW is my favourite colour

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In an African Safari,A LION suddenly bounced on Santa's wife. . . WIFE : Shoot him! Shoot him! . . SANTA:Yes Yes.I'm changing d battery of my camera..!! ;) :-P

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‎6 Years Old Boy :- I LOVE U MOM !! Mom :- Awww I Love You Too .. . . 17 Years Old Boy :- I LOVE YOU MOM . . . . Mom :- Sorry I Have No Money :-P

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